Wednesday, January 25, 2012

cable/car

People with too much money do ridiculous things like:
Large-scale sailing with small-scale nautical intelligence.
They get a ride on a little red shuttle up a semi-large hill.

"Ooh!"
"Ahh!"
These are the things a few of them say, but mostly they just stare, looking slightly bored (maybe we are a boring nation - sorry tourists).

People, such people, with too much money and not enough nautical skills, and who say "ooh!" occasionally but mostly are staring, also pass the time with such activities as:
Wandering casually/meandering around the botanic gardens with hiking sticks.
I'm talking large-scale, bought it from kathmandu hiking stick.
Who even packs a hiking stick when they go on a cruise anyway?

People coming to New Zealand, that's who. They are all bush men and ladies there, you see. Grass huts and tough terrain.

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