26 September:
Ms. Roberts packed a nervy spas today. Laura farted at about 30 decibels. We all flashed the rugby players. And said hi to passing oldies. But other than that, nothing really happened today.
16 October:
Pizza for dinner tonight! Who doesn't like pizza? It's just so yum. Here is the part where I make up a poem about pizza:
Ode to pizza.
Oh pizza sitting on the bench
Why can't you see
That your olives are yummy
And your pineapple scrummy
And your ham is meant to be
(In my mouth)?"
Why can't you see
That your olives are yummy
And your pineapple scrummy
And your ham is meant to be
(In my mouth)?"
October 24:
Grandparents day. DON'T ASK.
5 November:
"Everything Cailtin has done to be a dick:
1. She calls me a stinge every 20 seconds.
2. She said I stole her eyeliner. I don't even wear eyeliner and the only thing I have ever stolen was a half eaten lolly when I was two AND I gave it back.
3. She told Laura that I would try to steal Tom off her 'cause I was jealous HELLO! I am her best friend and I don't even like him?!
4. Everyone in our group EXCEPT ME knew she was going out with Reagan Denton (of all people).
5. She eats bega cheese stringers!
Honestly, I think she deliberately tries to piss me off all the time.
15 November
Laura's having boy probs. Her bf's being WAY too possessive and glares (!) at other guys when she social dances with them. Anyways, here is what I am wearing to the Form Two Ball:
Hair: Messy bun with curls and dimante clip.
Top: Red halter top.
Skirt: Long black skirt (ew) accompanied by mum's silver belly chain.
Skirt: Long black skirt (ew) accompanied by mum's silver belly chain.
Shoes: Strappy black shoes which are really cool! (High-heeled, of course).
Toenails: My own, unfortunately. They look like shit! I have mutilated toenails! I will have to give them a clip and apply some of that sticky red nail stuff. Why? Why are they so mutilated? WHY!!!???
(Later):
There are some of my almost new year's resolutions:
1. I will (somehow) get Isaac to like me (which is damn near impossible).
2. I will learn all of the dances and have heaps of fun at the ball.
3. I will (try to) keep my desk and my room clean.
2. I will learn all of the dances and have heaps of fun at the ball.
3. I will (try to) keep my desk and my room clean.
17 October
AM
GOING
OUT
WITH
ISAAC!!!
YES! WOOHOO!!!
GOING
OUT
WITH
ISAAC!!!
YES! WOOHOO!!!
Hilarious. What a nutcase child.
oh my god i love this!!! so much more onto it then mine would have been!!!
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