what else I could do

the body is
High Maintenance
pluck this
remove that
clip these
wash here here and here
wash hair, wash hair

shampoo that mop -- but not too much!
you don't want oil, you don't want to be oily

make sure you get enough
IRON IRON
B6, 9 and 12
vitamins, water

Drink more green tea

tape up plaster over stitch up
heal heal
heel

touch this
kiss that
hold here and here
oh please
I need
three times daily to protect, to prevent, to supplement

make sure you wear enough clothes
don't leave the house without a jacket
"Your body will thank you..."

starve a fever/feed a cold
don't starve yourself, don't eat too much
eat healthy
...treat yourself once in a while

pluck wax zap AGAIN
forever, or until you give up, or bald unusually (?)
DON'T shave, it's bad for you --
for your skin, I mean
a different slime to lather every part of the body with
exfoliate --
but not too much!
you'll go dry
your skin will go dry
you'll be scaly like a reptile
you'll have to use
clinical product

Exercise.

Exercise.

but careful which shoes you wear
careful what surface you run on
careful what suburb you live in

see a physio
see a GP
see an orthodontist
see a gynecologist
see an optometrist
a psychologist

get 8 hours sleep --
not seven - you'll die prematurely
not nine - you'll die prematurely

don't smoke drugs
don't smoke-- DON'T smoke
don't inhale drugs
don't swallow pills
don't drink... too much
don't over-exert yourself
try to take it easy
just chill out,
just chill out
just chill out

Just. Look. After. Yourself.